December 2009
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“Hey secretary. You might think you’re friends with that guy at the office,...”
Happy Repeal Day! (An Important History Lesson)
[First Published during one of my weekends on Evilbeet]
December 5th is Repeal Day in the United States. What’s Repeal Day you ask? Well, around the turn of the century, some uptight cunts decided that all of America’s problems could be solved by outlawing the consumption of alcohol. Somehow or other they managed to pass the Volstead Act in 1919– a law that plugged up the holes in the 18th...
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How a Web Design Goes Straight to Hell →
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Kimchee Guilt: Feelin' Kim Jong ILL
I’m hurting. I’m full of so much kimchee I’m pretty sure I could poop out a Chinese cabbage farm if I tried hard enough.
I went to my favorite local Japanese restaurant for lunch today. The owners are actually Korean (they’re sweet as bee’s knees) and recently added a new Korean menu. I didn’t feel like ordering my usual today, the aptly named...
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Office Women
What is it about being a secretary that makes middle aged women so bitter? Is it too much paperwork? Trying to make a large group of people follow a set of rules with which you don’t personally agree?
Reminders. Constant reminders. Reminding people to do things that seem pointless—endless paperwork that stretches into infinity and seems to disappear once it’s got your signature. A signature is a...
